A mother passing by her son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Mum."
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the
letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad
and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her
tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But
it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many
more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the
other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the
meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can
get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to
take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get
to know your many grandchildren.
Love,
your son,
John.
PS Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report
that's on my desk.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

That is class! i wish i thought of that when i was younger!!!

hahahaha thas well funny

lmao thats wicked!! Sounds like something my eldest wud do!!