two men shitting themselves in a doctors surgery of the local health clinnic,one turns round to the other and asks whats wrong?
the other says that hes got a red ring round the end of his dick.
the other one says oh god! ive got a green ring round mine.
the guy with the green ring round his todger gets called in and five minutes later he comes out cryin his eyes out to the horror of the first bloke.
"whats wrong" he asks."the doctor says that ive got to have it amputated".
"shit" say the man with the red ring round his dick.
with that he's called into the doctors office and five minutes later he comes out laughin his head off
"why are you laughin" says the pre amputee"you got a red ring round your cock"
with that the man with the red ring round his sausage falls about and says
"THERES A MASSIVE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIPSTICK AND GANGREEN
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Sweetie - Promotion Princess - Sub Bass FM
